Volcanoes and Sharks
Sarah, 15, THHS '17. My paint spills in Queens, NY-M.I.A is my queen and savior
  • stunningpicture:

    Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

    (via farticuno)

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  • remikanazi:

    When there is “calm” in Palestine, fisherman are shot at, children are run over, land is stolen & homes are bulldozed. The media say nothing, because “calm” for Israelis is all that matters. 

    (via worstpal)

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  • brooklynboobala:

    maritsa-met:

    Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

    Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.

    (via kingmycroftholmes)

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  • burgrs:

    hotdammysammy:

    burgrs:

    *eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

    An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

    its fruit i wont gain weight 

    (via kingmycroftholmes)

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  • browningtons:

    loki-does-not-vlog:

    why does “you both like tumblr” not surprise me

    i don’t know loki-does-not-vlog perhaps it could be because i’m on tumblr

    (via shouldnt)

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  • bellecosby:

    efdgvbn:

    teaforyourginaa:

    nonjutsu:

    bellecosby:

    bellecosby:

    White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

    Jennifer Aniston (45)

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    Paul Rudd (45)

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    Mariska (50)

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    all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

    the secrets out

    WELP

    They have money

    So does she 

    image

    (via bellecosby)

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  • Anonymous asked : Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do

    beesmygod:

    look at this fish that looks like a dog

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  • interndylan:

    me: im so gay

    straight people: stop…..thats a slur…..you mean that youre so homosexual………….

    (Source: danacardinal, via sarcasticcuties)

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  • fydollapenisho:

    scottthepilgrim:

    which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

    WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.

    So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women. 

    (via juilan)

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  • (Source: shopjeen, via milesjai)

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  • yasgawd:

    riccardotisci17 - PRE PARTY. WE COMIN @carineroitfeld @kimkardashian @ciara #love #family #inspiredbycarine

    yaaaaaaaas

    (Source: kimkardashianfashionstyle, via nope)

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  • generalelectric:

    A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

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  • penguintim:

    um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

    (via merchandice)

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  • buttsweats:

    where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

    (via blissfulrumpus)

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